Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Me On Tape

Thanks to Luke Thayer, Abbi Crutchfield and Delusions of Spandex!

Friday, January 25, 2008

My Gig In Jersey


Sorry haters, but Guy Ernest will destroy in funny ways in Haskill New Jersey.

Haters might as well come so we can call it Haterskill.

SATURDAY, JAN. 26
RINGWOOD AVENUE COMEDY NIGHT
EIGHT FIFTEEN
815 RINGWOON AVENUE
HASKELL, NEW JERSEY

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Who Need’s Writers When u Got Fighters!


Sup douschebags its Guy Ernest Here!

What the writer’s are striking? Ooh I’m shaking.

Wait what? Oh baby AMERICAN GLADIATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not daly shoe
Not colbair report

AMERICAN GLADIATORS

American gladiators is the big show of 0 8.

Looks like brawns beat brains again.

These douschebags keep talking about how computers will take over tv and lunchtime will take over prime time.

Looks like the ladies still prefer nighttime beefcake to daytime queefcake. Sorry nerds but your time is up.

American Gladiators made me think of my own show.

A remake of Yo Momma: Street Fighter edition

It’s a remake of yo momma but if you can’t think of a comeback, you throw a medicine ball at the opponent and down an alcoholic drink of your choice with redbull.

Oh baby. Solid primetime television hit!